Showing posts with label film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film. Show all posts

Sunday, July 1, 2012

My Thoughts Watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Where One Man Has Never Gone Before:

My Thoughts Watching The Entire Star Trek Series For The First Time
Part Two


 Now we get to the good stuff.

This is where the series title becomes a bit of a cheat, since this is a movie I've already seen (twice I think). But today I'm presenting my thoughts and gently teasing jokes while watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.


Three years after enduring the Motion Picture, audiences were rewarded with Wrath of Khan.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Spit Takes: Six Things I Never Want to See in a Movie Again by Kyle DuVall

We knew Kyle in The Day.  He went to high school with me, Shawn, and others of note, and he was on the scene of more than one classic Icicle Thieves performance.  A fine magazine writer and a Shotgun and Newsarama veteran, Kyle has long pontificated on film and had his own Shotgun column, Spit Takes.

At what point does cliche cross the line and become a convention? Are conventions just cliches grown so omnipresent we simply lack the energy to bitch about them anymore? There are multitudes of ridiculous contrivances, narrative absurdities and scientific impossibilities on cinema and TV screens that we just accept without question, but there needs to be a statute of limitations on supension of dibelief. Lets call for a moratorium on some of these narrative place-holders. Then we can go about the business of building new cliches so our kids will have tropes to whine about when they’re beaming holo entertainment directly into their brain implants.

Air Ducts:
Contrary to popular belief, the greatest obstacle facing the forces of evil is not a wronged man with nothing to lose, or a mother protecting her child at any cost, or even the good will of honest men, it’s central air.

How many megalomaniacal cinematic schemes have been thwarted by a conveniently located air duct and a secret headquarters honecombed by labyrinth of ventilation shafts. Air ducts have screwed the eminent likes of Auric Goldfinger, Hans Gruber, and the Galactic Trade Federation. And since turnabout is fair play, air ducts have even screwed the space marines in Aliens. When screenwriters get their heroes confined in a jam they are not smart enough to write them out of, theres always the good ‘ol air duct gag to fall back on,

My favorite recent example of this tired convention showed up in the overcooked 2010 film Hanna, in which the film’s eponymous adolescent assassin escapes an underground base via air ducts so cavernous they put the Mines of Moria to shame. The only amusing thing about the sequence is picturing the massive, death-star size HVAC units the bad guys must have that require such cathedralesque ventilation shafts.

Every time I see this cliche I think of two things: first, that the villain of the piece has never seen any movie ever, and two, that when I take over the world my secret diabolical clubhouse will be climate controlled solely by baseboard heaters and window AC units.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Film/Cinema/Movies Since 1999


by
Eric Barker


A friend of mine who regularly waxes philosophical in film discussions likes to ask “What, exactly, are people looking at when they watch a movie?” That is, he’s curious about where a person’s concentration lands, moment-to-moment, as a film is unfolding: what part of the theater or TV screen they are looking at now, and now, and now again, as cinema’s complex array of imagery and sound flows over, around and at them.

I like my friend’s question a lot, for several reasons. First, it says to me that he’s fully engaged himself when he watches movies; they aren’t just a distraction for him. Second, as a screenwriter and inveterate moviegoer myself, I’ve often wondered the same thing, and I know for a fact that the people who make the movies are in constant dialogue with the question. Filmmakers of all stripes, from producers to editors to script readers would love to know the definitive answer, or at least the median answer, to my friend’s musings, so they could create more sure things for the cineplex, even in the arena of so-called independent film. Making a movie is an expensive proposition, period. Any clue about how it might be made more profitable, or at the very least less risky, would be greatly appreciated.

But for my friend and me, the curiosity is less mercenary (most days): in retrospect I can always tell you where my mind was focused during a particular movie, or during the most memorable scenes; I know how a particular film made me think or feel as I was watching it, and after. But I don’t know how it affected the woman or man sitting ten rows back, or the couple seeing it for the first time in their living room a few months later, their kids finally tucked in and just a couple of hours, if that, to relax.

I wonder about these things because, often when I talk to people about a given movie, it feels as if they didn’t see the same one I did, especially if we disagree. This is a sensation I’m sure everyone has had. People whose opinions baffle me no doubt feel the same way about my likes and dislikes – although they often frame it differently, as when they insist that I didn’t get what a film was really doing or “saying” – and in a very real sense we’re all correct: They didn’t see the same movie as me, nor did I see the same one as them. Taken frame-by-frame, the film itself doesn’t change, it is what it is. But as viewers we change the film as we are watching it, and in our memories of it afterward, and we change it again with every subsequent viewing.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Super 8: Recapturing Child-Like Joy by Erika D. Peterman

Super 8
Rating: PG-13
Director: J.J. Abrams
Starring: Joel Courtney, Elle Fanning, Kyle Chandler
Grade: A

Between outrageous ticket prices and patrons who can’t stop texting/Tweeting/yapping for even two lousy seconds after the lights go down, I’ve often wondered whether it’s still possible to experience child-like joy at the movies. Then along came the wonderful J.J. Abrams-directed thriller "Super 8," which is now on DVD. Seeing on the big screen last summer was like time travel. Just seconds into this film, I could feel myself turning back into that 12-year-old girl who was watching "E.T." for the first time.

Executive produced by Steven Spielberg, "Super 8" is an obvious homage to his late ’70s and ’80s classic films. Though it’s been widely praised, some critics have called it an emotionally manipulative Spielberg knockoff. Well, duh. Expert emotional manipulation is one of Spielberg’s superpowers, and I wouldn’t have him any other way. Abrams proves to be an A+ student of Spielberg’s style, but "Super 8" stands firmly on its own. It’s a sentimental, affecting, and frequently frightening story with a geeky soul.

It’s 1979, and middle-schooler Joe Lamb (Joel Courtney) has just buried his mother, who died on the job at the town steel plant. He’s got a distant relationship with his dad, Jackson (Kyle Chandler), a stoic deputy who isn’t thrilled about his son’s hobby. Joe’s been shooting a zombie movie with a pack of misfits, led by his hilariously loudmouthed friend, Charles (Riley Griffiths). He’s also got an ulterior motive, which is getting close to Alice, the guarded girl next door (Elle Fanning).